I see there's a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there's no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70's and 80's and Kate's got very little experience in the music industry.
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?", I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "You've won my trust"....... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.