Me: hello is anyone there
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
random person: *does something weird and embarrassing*
me: omg, you're such a freak
favorite band member: *does something weird and embarrassing*
me: you're so adorable oh my god our kids will be so perfect i love you
me: oh how i wish someone would like me
fat person: i like you
me: no not you
United States of America: Good news, guys, we took down Megaupload. Now everyone can rest easy!
Health Care System:
Middle East Conflict:
Ron Weasley: You really need to sort out your priorities.
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
justlivv: And I believe 2012 is going to suck just as much. But that’s cool, I’m figuring out what’s really important to me, and who is really important to me. NYE was more of an eye opener if anything, just seemed like any other drama filled night to me.