March 2012
48 posts
*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
*takes picture*
me: wow nvm
Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
Dumbledore: boobs are great
penguinanimalcracker:
I wonder when someone will get offended by the fact that attract only works on Pokemon of the opposite gender
thiscold-darkroad:
we-should-run:
...
thegingerwiththedragontattoo:
“Hey Jesus, how much do you love me?”
“This much!”
“Aw, that’s nice!”
“Jesus are you okay?”
“JESUS NO!”
Watchincises:
literallysame:
neill:
Compilation of Raven Baxter saying “nasty”.
omfg
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMG
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
My car:
flat battery
chipped windscreen
no headlights
wheel misalignment
is automatic
Anything else want to go wrong?
sofuckingshot:
takes one nice picture
sets picture as icon, sidebar, default, and profile pic for every website signed up for
incises:
do u sometimes get really inspired and are all there like IM GONNA MAKE A CHANGE IM GONNA MAKE A MASSIVE FUCKING CHANGE AND IM GONNA MAKE MY LIFE AMAZING AND IM GONNA BE REALLY INFLUENCIAL AND ILL DO ALL THIS SHIT AND HELP PEOPLE WOW THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD
and then 5 minutes later ur reblogging pictures of squirrels and laughing at videos of cats doing stupid things
twinmachines:
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
not , even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
