bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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poopflow:

god ur so hansum take me 2 da hampton spaghetti later on

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sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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